02
Feb
09

Dance This Mess Around

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“While he was entranced, she kissed him gently on his bicep while caressing his thigh as he stroked her long brunette tresses.

Once awoken from his reverie, Matosi screamed ‘WTF!’  He ran toward the crevasse above the stream, and succumbed to projectile retroperistalsis and evacuation simultaneously, thus avoiding embarrassment in the presence of The Others.

Matosi returned as a man reborn.”

[Caption from “About and Around – A Mariner’s Story,” 1st Mate Lannie Foosers, 1802.]

[Image from the amazing Hanuman.]

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