Cell Phones Cause Global Warming



8 Responses to “Cell Phones Cause Global Warming”

  1. 5 October 2008 at 12:40 AM

    Bunk, how did you do that? VEH VEH clever, my friend. Giggles aplenty!

  2. 5 October 2008 at 1:37 AM

    Smoke and mirrors… heh.

  3. 3 S. Le
    5 October 2008 at 9:20 PM

    My mobile gets VERY warm if I use it very long. I believe mobiles truly DO cause Global Warming. Look how many phones there are and how often people use them!

  4. 6 October 2008 at 3:29 AM

    What was that? You’re breaking up again S.Le.

  5. 5 Augusto
    6 October 2008 at 4:48 PM

    I think the cellphone is a symptom but actually only a red herring.

    Climate Change is caused by all the hot air laden with carbon dioxide spewing from the mouths of the cell phone talkers.

    I just wish I had gotten a generous government grant for my ponderings while I sat on my big fat butt to dream up that thesis.

  6. 7 October 2008 at 7:59 AM

    Augusto– Just put in a call to Al Gore. He says you’re full of crap. But what does he know… He’s just a has-been senator. I’m with you.

  7. 8 October 2008 at 10:49 PM

    Cell phones aren’t the only thing that cause global warming. Cow farts do too. They release methane into the atmosphere.

  8. 9 October 2008 at 12:58 AM

    Termites produce more methane than cows. Rotting vegetation in the rainforests produce more methane than that. But the things that contributes the most to greenhouse gases? The oceans. Let’s drain ’em.

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