14
Sep
08

The Element of Surprise #1

Welcome to the first element of surprise! It is in these periodical posts that I will explore the depths of cynicism and unfounded philosophy. I will share haikus and lamentations of everyday humanity. Through reading these posts you might (and you might not) gain insight as to whether or not your day will amount to anything.

Part I
solipsism, a T shirt

You may find it bewildering, but you are the only reality.
Chew on that for a moment…
Chew it…
keep chewing…
QUICK! SPIT IT OUT!

that was a close one.

Part II

Laughter is the best,
Reader’s Digest says always,
Good. This blog should help.

Please read these haikus
Without high expectations.
A reward, you get.

Part III

Farewell my heathens, you are free.

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5 Responses to “The Element of Surprise #1”


  1. 14 September 2008 at 3:38 PM

    5 points for the post, 10 points for being a poster. You are now an Orange-Glo Purchaser because Billy Mays is awesome.

  2. 14 September 2008 at 10:42 PM

    I like Part 1. Can we keep it? (Once I’ve finished spitting out, of course… plthyehch.)

  3. 15 September 2008 at 4:36 AM

    Part 3 is my favorite.
    Panascakes, you have a way with words.

    Nice work.

  4. 4 S.Le
    15 September 2008 at 10:55 PM

    Brilliant post! Bravo!


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