Awesome Animated Christmas Decoration

I want to collect a couple dozen and drop a few off in every home I visit this Holiday Season.

Merry Christmas!

[From here, via here.]

Not Awesome.

Something tells me that his a-ho buddies promised to chip in for a 60-inch LCD flat screen, and each one later said something like, “Oh, man. I’ma kinda short on cash for the next forty-two months since work got cut back, but I’ll pay you back then.”

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Awesome Quote

“Everybody get outta here, there’s a lobster loose! Ohhhh, holy cow, he’s loose! Everybody get outta here – he’s vengeful! Quickly! Cover yourself with hot butter and carry lemons just in case you have to squirt him with it and so forth, to repel him! Everybody get outta here, quickly! There’s gonna be a tradegy! Oh, God! Ohhhh – Haaaah!”

Bill Murray, from National Lampoon’s Radio Hour

Awsome Second

Only Joe Friday could take a stopwatch, go to Cornell University, get into a head on crash, record it in tenths of a second, give them the data to study, and still walk away. Jack Webb beats Chuck Norris.

[Found here.]

Awesome Opportunist

[Crossposted here.]

Awesome Interview: UFO Eyewitness Account

“They could be made of anything. Extra triestial.”

[Found here, crossposted here.]

Awesome, even before she knew how awesome.

[Found here, via here. Pure Awesome.]

Pure Awesome.

It’s real. It’s alive. It’s not fuzzy.

[Found here via Neatorama. Crossposted here.]

Nothing says “Awesome” like Snickers Bling.

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ChromaMobile Babe Magnet

[Cross-posted here.]