Nobody lives in Awesome Town. There is no plumbing, no electricity and no air conditioning. There is no city council, no Police Department, no Fire Department, no Post Office. There is a jail where no one will be incarcerated. There is no telephone service and no weekly trash pickup.
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Happy Awesome New Year from The Awesome Squad.
Something tells me that his a-ho buddies promised to chip in for a 60-inch LCD flat screen, and each one later said something like, “Oh, man. I’ma kinda short on cash for the next forty-two months since work got cut back, but I’ll pay you back then.”
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“Everybody get outta here, there’s a lobster loose! Ohhhh, holy cow, he’s loose! Everybody get outta here – he’s vengeful! Quickly! Cover yourself with hot butter and carry lemons just in case you have to squirt him with it and so forth, to repel him! Everybody get outta here, quickly! There’s gonna be a tradegy! Oh, God! Ohhhh – Haaaah!”
Bill Murray, from National Lampoon’s Radio Hour
Only Joe Friday could take a stopwatch, go to Cornell University, get into a head on crash, record it in tenths of a second, give them the data to study, and still walk away. Jack Webb beats Chuck Norris.
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